Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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