you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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