My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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