HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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