Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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