That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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