"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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