This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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