Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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