i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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