I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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