LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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