But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!