I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
not ubering you a puppy