And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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