So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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