What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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