His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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