my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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