I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess