call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.