Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.