He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.