no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
That was an excessively violent trivia night
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
