I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
whats a polygalesbian?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point