Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............