But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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