she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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