you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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