Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.