why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?