Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize