if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
