Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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