ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Vodka?
Forever.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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