i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I need to calm my uterus...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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