She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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