Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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