Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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