my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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