oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have aggressive nipples.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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