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what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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