i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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