She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.