i just google imaged poop.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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