You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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