this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa