Soap is not a condiment
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.