Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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