his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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