Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?