Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I would ride that face into the sunset