I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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