happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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