my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I could fuck to npr.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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