so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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