Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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